Endgoal in life: Happiness (Life ain’t Bad)
Policy: You get what you give.
Mission: To gather people who share my passion of intergalactic domination (and not in an S&M kind of way).
411:
1. I believe that there is a God.
2. There’s no secret handshake to become my friend. There’s an IQ pre-requisite, but no secret handshake.
3. I have a natural set of teeth.
4. I have a cabinet full of compact discs, which when stacked, may stand twice as tall as I am.
5. My favorite ice cream flavor is vanilla.
6. I don’t get mad, I get ahead.
7. I try to complicate things just for the fun of it.
8. I don’t go well with trends; sometimes, I deliberately do the opposite just to be the devil.
9. People perceive me as a snob and an elitist son of a b*tch; I think they’re right.
10. I can’t do a handstand.
11. I can’t whistle. Seriously.
12. I am ambidextrous.
13. Meeting myself in a parallel universe is something I want to do. I’d ask if I, in that domain, worked hard as I did in this life.
14. I am a recovering workaholic.
15. I love my immediate family very much.
14 Comments
I don’t get mad, I get ahead….luvv that point!
Awesome story, I did not thought this was going to be so amazing when I looked at your title!
I am ambidextrous. Nosebleed.. Weak Vocabulary, but I’ve already googled that
hahahaha!
Frank, honest, direct to the point, and yet intellectually stimulating and entertaining. Keep up the good work Barry! I’m proud of you!
Sir Ronald! Thanks thanks, sir!
1st point : S&M kind of way? Hmm…Shall I remember something???
2nd point: No. 4 – So, the compact discs are still in the cabinet…still in the same place…? Hmmm…(wonderin’)
3rd point: No. 7 – fun of doin’ it? No wonder…
4th point: No. 8 – what’s new…
5th point: No. 9 – CUM on!
Last : No. 14 – How lucky! 1 feet envy would suffice, I guess…
Thanks for taking the time to read my profile, Francis.
The pleasure is…nice mentioning my name, Barry!
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Hi, nice to meet you !
Hi Saint Barry! To say that I got a pleasant surprise when I stumbled on your blog is a bit of an understatement. I must say, your musings are a breath of fresh air! Glad to know that there are still others like you out there…
Thanks Pamela! I appreciate it muchly
Hi! Just wanna ask something: Are you in the country right now?